7.14.2010

a minute of elle's chatter...

E:Mom, what if the evil stepmother took away Cinderella's make up?
M:Oh, that would be very sad
E:Maybe not too sad because she could keep her lipstick and mascara
M:That would be good
E:Big Poppa said that he used to be a little girl
M:That was silly of him
E:And when he was a little girl he used to wear lipstick
M:Maybe you should call him and tell him he wasnt a little girl
E:Yeah, but not right now because I did a "burp" and I better "burp" on the toilet.
M:Good Idea
E:So, when are we going to mommo's house in Texas?
M:We live in Texas, Mommo's house is in Utah
E:Then when are we going to LOO-HAH?
M:Not Loo-hah, YOU-TAH
E:LOOOOOO-HAAAAAAAH
M:Honey, it's UUUUUUUUUUU-TAAAAAAAAAH
E:So when are we going to LOO-TAH, seem mom, Im a good learner.
M:Yes you are, you are a great learner
E:Mom, You have got to come see my big poo-poo
M:OK...that is a big poopoo
E:MOM, why did you put toilet paper over my big poopoo...now I cant see it anymore
M:Im sorry honey..........................

2 comments:

LeeAnne said...

LOL... my son gets annoyed when the toilet paper blocks his view of his poops too!

Adrianne said...

Whoa Chelsea, that is THE FUNNIEST thing I've read in a long time. It's like 1:30 in the a.m. right now I just belly laughed! Hope you are all well!