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If you are ever going to get in a gas fight...

...with yourself...

You should not come home and put your gasoline drenched clothing in the laundry with a load of favorite clothing and towels.
Because then you may have to wash the load twice.
If that doesnt work, you will wash it again with oxy clean...
and again with vinegar...
and again with baking soda...
If it still doesnt work you WILL NOT put the gasoline drenched load in the dryer because that is a fire hazard.
You will take out all of the clothes and hang dry them in the sun all day.
When the smell goes away, you will then rewash your clothes...and yes, even dry them
and try never to have a gasoline war with yourself ever again.


a minute of elle's chatter...

E:Mom, what if the evil stepmother took away Cinderella's make up?
M:Oh, that would be very sad
E:Maybe not too sad because she could keep her lipstick and mascara
M:That would be good
E:Big Poppa said that he used to be a little girl
M:That was silly of him
E:And when he was a little girl he used to wear lipstick
M:Maybe you should call him and tell him he wasnt a little girl
E:Yeah, but not right now because I did a "burp" and I better "burp" on the toilet.
M:Good Idea
E:So, when are we going to mommo's house in Texas?
M:We live in Texas, Mommo's house is in Utah
E:Then when are we going to LOO-HAH?
M:Not Loo-hah, YOU-TAH
E:So when are we going to LOO-TAH, seem mom, Im a good learner.
M:Yes you are, you are a great learner
E:Mom, You have got to come see my big poo-poo
M:OK...that is a big poopoo
E:MOM, why did you put toilet paper over my big poopoo...now I cant see it anymore
M:Im sorry honey..........................